You could sponsor this woman-child

My friend told me you can get an advertising sponsor through these things. So, here it goes:

I love Jaguars. They make me hot. I wish I could have sex in a Jaguar. Then again, BMW's are good too. So are Ford's, domestic is hot.

This isn't going very well.

Did I mention how much I love Diet Coke? This one's for real. Seriously, I don't even care about cars, but Diet Coke is my shit. Ask anyone.

Uh... yeah... so Jaguars...